Tag: humour
member name: Debra C.
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June 27, 2008 11:51 AM EDT --
Take a few moments ... have some interactive fun, try Pipe Cleaner Dancer .
Use the letters and numbers to choreograph your own inspiration.
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June 13, 2008 03:21 PM EDT --
"We don't stop playing because we grow old
we grow old because we stop playing."
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June 24, 2008 02:24 PM EDT --
A 2001 study conducted by PC Data and Information Resources Inc. showed that greeting cards, soup, breakfast cereal, and Imodium were among the most popular package goods bought online.
Now . . .
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June 28, 2008 02:18 PM EDT --
I don't know how many of you are familiar with Ananova.com , but I have found it an interesting site for snippets of international (particlarly European) news and what they so aptly refer to as "quirkies". . . .
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July 24, 2008 04:07 PM EDT --
Question : Why did the chicken cross the road?
Anderson Consulting: Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening its dominant market position. The chicken was faced . . .
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August 20, 2008 01:11 PM EDT --
UPI newswire reports that a Scottish horse breeder has been sentenced to a year in jail for forging documents in a lawsuit by a woman who claimed she was sold a dangerous pony. It seems the beast was . . .
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November 09, 2009 11:27 PM EST --
In Coen brothers style, A Serious Man is a film with layers ... some woven intricately and some apparently disjointed.
Begin with a prologue set in Eastern Europe. A husband brings home a neighbour . . .
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June 11, 2008 11:07 AM EDT --
Anyone who is capable of
getting themselves made President,
should on no account
be allowed to do the job!
-- Douglas Adams, from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy . . .
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June 11, 2008 11:13 AM EDT --
This came to me in an email a whle back, and in trying to translate some computer tech support documents today, I couldn't help but remember it ...
The Gender of Computers
A language instructor . . .
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July 16, 2008 01:48 PM EDT --
This joke, from an email, seemed worth posting. With apologies to cat and mouse lovers --
Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to heaven, God asked her how she liked being on . . .
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August 06, 2008 12:57 PM EDT --
1. The dog is not allowed in the house.
2. Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.
3. The dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture. . . .
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August 08, 2008 09:09 PM EDT --
What's Worse Than A Shoplifter Or A Drunken Thug? Someone With An Imperfectly Packed Garbage Bin, Of Course ... At Least In The UK
In the UK shoplifting and disorderly conduct is a $160 fine. . . .
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August 23, 2008 08:19 PM EDT --
Incompetent TSA Airport Worker Dangerously Damages 9 Planes And Doesn't Tell Anyone, Thus Assuring In-Flight Problems If The Damage Went Unnoticed
But don't worry. He didn't . . .
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September 07, 2008 08:01 PM EDT --
A number of years ago, I subscribed to an online publication, The Bonehead of the Day Award . In many ways it mirrors the Darwin Awards , though in this case, most of the contestants live through . . .
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May 07, 2009 05:17 PM EDT --
Share five to-do's you need to complete within the week:
1. Load and optimize one laptop and one desktop computer system before Saturday.
2. Get 4 items over to a garage sale (that . . .
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August 08, 2009 09:33 PM EDT --
The theatre was full for a 1:30pm matinee ... men and women.
Julie & Julia is one of those films that may not win any serious awards, though there are some deep moments, but if it does . . .
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April 23, 2008 01:49 PM EDT --
Okay. I admit it. Sometimes I just need a good joke. To that end, I subscribe to the ArchMax daily feed. As I support computer and network systems, I was impressed with the clarity of the military manuals . . .
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July 24, 2008 11:59 AM EDT --
A friend sent me the following email today. He added the line "I only dare send this to friends and family". Well, I laughed at numbers 1 - 9. Can anyone explain number 10?
It is said that . . .
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August 07, 2008 11:50 AM EDT --
Cirque du Soleil (Circus of the Sun), founded in 1984, and based in Montreal provides some of the most unique shows available on the stage (and in the tent) today. Each show has its . . .
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June 10, 2008 04:23 PM EDT --
Defenestration --
Main Entry: de·fen·es·tra·tion
Function: noun
Etymology: de- + Latin fenestra window
Date: 1620
a throwing of a person or thing out of a window . . .
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